“Bags of potato chips have so much air they could be used as cushions for suicidal skyscraper jumpers. That's called inflation, because you spend more money and get less product. But here on my duck farm, we know the value of a dollar—and that's why we don't accept them.”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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