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“You do not buy Taco Bell, you rent Taco Bell and then return it to its ecosystem with a couple of flushes.”

Quote by Chuck Wendig

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Chuck Wendig

Chuck Wendig is an American novelist known for his science fiction, fantasy, and horror novels. His writing style is distinctive, often blending dark humor with profound themes. Although his exact birth and death dates are unknown, his career spans multiple genres and has won him a dedicated fan base. more

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