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“The two things might be unrelated, but I noticed fewer rats in places with more hot dog carts”

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“Excuse Colton’s lack of manners.” He offers me his hand, waiting for mine to be placed into his. “Touch her, and you will lose that hand,” Colt seethes beside us, and to my relief, the offered hand is dropped. The man straightens his jacket and attempts to stare at Colt with what I assume is his version of intimidation. “You never were good at sharing.”

Humour

Book:Scratched Surface

Source: Scratched Surface

“You hungry?” Whiplash change of subject, but okay. “I could eat some food.” “Appreciate the clarification. I wasn’t sure if you had changed your mind about needing to walk properly.” I roll my eyes, which prompts him to quickly flick my nipple. “Ah! What was that for?” I yelp. “You rolled your eyes.” He shakes his head once. “Bad habit.”

Humour

Book:Scratched Surface

Source: Scratched Surface

“Why not let people differ about their answers to the great mysteries of the Universe? Let each seek one's own way to the highest, to one's own sense of supreme loyalty in life, one's ideal of life. Let each philosophy, each world-view bring forth its truth and beauty to a larger perspective, that people may grow in vision, stature and dedication.”

Happiness

Author:Algernon D. Black

“As silence lingers between us, tension continues to rise, and if a person with a knife even thinks about cutting it to see how thick it is, I'll cut the bitch myself.”

Humour

Book:Scratched Surface

Source: Scratched Surface

“I used to drink until I was forced to stop. To start again, I must be forced.”

Humor Humour

Author:Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“No one likes to be called a quitter. Even those who quit drinking and smoking?”

Humor Humour

Author:Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“If I have nowhere to go, I’d go over the list of all the places I have already gone.”

Humor Humour Epigram

Author:Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“When you cease smoking, that’s a ceasefire. When you quit drinking, share a quit notice to friends and family.”

Humor Humour

Author:Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“…the Lord Blacks are the type of allies who will likely drive you to horrible ruin or great fortune. But either way, you'll probably have a bit too much fun getting there." [Jimmy Potter quoting Lord Peter Potter] (Chapter 12)”

Humour Allies

Book:A Black Comedy

Source: A Black Comedy

“Mi dw i wedi trio peidio deud dim byd cas, achos fydda i ddim yn licio brifo teimladau neb, 'rhoswch gadwch imi orffan,' achos mi oedd o'n mynd i siarad, 'ond rhaid i mi ddeud wrthach chi, gin na 'newch chi ddim cymyd be ddeudis i wrthach chi nithiwr, 'mod i wedi'ch casau chi y tro cynta gwelis i chi… Dydw i ddim yn 'i gyfri o'n beth neis i hogan ddeud wrth neb am y cynigion mae hi wedi gwrthod, mae rhywbath yn mean yno fo, ond os na 'newch chi fynd i ffwrdd rwan, a pheidio byth a dwad yma eto i 'mhlagio i, mi fydd rhaid i mi ddeud wrth 'y nhad neu 'mrawd, er mwyn i un ohonyn nhw 'neud i chi sylweddoli 'modi o ddifri. Ella y cewch chi ryw hogan yn rhywle, er mae'n ddigon amheus gini, na welith hi ddim yn objectionable ynoch chi, chwadl chitha, ond rhaid i mi ddeud ych bod chi'n hynod o objectionable yn 'y ngolwg i.’ ‘I've tried not to say anything nasty, because I don't like to hurt anyone's feelings, please let me finish,' because now I was the one who was going to speak, 'but I have to tell you, as I tried last night, I hated you the first time I saw you… I don't think it's nice for a girl to tell anyone about the offers she's refused, there's something mean in that, but if you don't go away now, and never come here again to pester me, I'll have to tell my father or brother, so that one of them will make you realize that I’m serious. Perhaps you'll find some girl somewhere, although it's doubtful enough, who doesn’t see anything objectionable in you, strange though that sounds as I say it, but I must say that you are extremely objectionable in my eyes.”

Humour Rejection Proposal

Author:Winnie Parry

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