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“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?”

Quote by J.K. Simmons

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J.K. Simmons
J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons, born on January 9, 1955, is an American actor renowned for his exceptional performances in films and television. He is best known for his role in 'Inception' and 'The Big Short', which earned him widespread acclaim and an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. more

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