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Glados Quotes

“I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.”

Science Fiction Comic Gaming Box Portal 2 Glados Lab Rat

Book:Portal 2: Lab Rat

Source: Portal 2: Lab Rat

“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?”

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Author:J.K. Simmons

“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person...I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point...If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”

Portal Portal 2 Glados Glados Quotes

Author:GLaDOS

“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember; science rhymes with compliance. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin. Due to high mortality rates, you may be reluctant to participate in the new initiative. The enrichtment center assures you this is a strictly selfish impulse on your part, and why can't you love science like [insert co-worker's name here]?”

Comic Gaming Portal Portal 2 Glados Lab Rat

Book:Portal 2: Lab Rat

Source: Portal 2: Lab Rat

“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember; science rhymes with compliance. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin.”

Portal Portal 2 Glados Lab Rat Portal Quotes

Book:Portal 2: Lab Rat

Source: Portal 2: Lab Rat

“Speaking of boxes... Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed. Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard.”

Science Fiction Comic Gaming Portal Portal 2 Glados Lab Rat

Book:Portal 2: Lab Rat

Source: Portal 2: Lab Rat