“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” PortalPortal 2GladosGlados QuotesThe Cake Is A Lie Author:J.K. Simmons
“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person...I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point...If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.” PortalPortal 2GladosGlados Quotes Author:GLaDOS