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“It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would seel her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker.”

Book:Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

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Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

This book is a compilation of essays that delve into the author's critical analysis of various aspects of popular culture, including music, film, and television. It offers insights into the author's observations on the influence of low culture on contemporary society. more

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Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is an American author born on June 5, 1972. Known for his unique perspective and humorous writing style, he has explored a wide range of subjects including popular culture, music, sports, and film, winning the admiration of readers with his work. more

“And we dress, sir --?" he murmured, feeling Osnard's gaze burning the nape of his neck. "Most of my gentlemen seem to favour left these days. I don't think it's political." This was his standard joke, calculated to raise a laugh even with the most sedate of his customers. Not with Osnard apparently. "Never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a windsock," he replied dismissively.”

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Book:The Tailor of Panama

Source: The Tailor of Panama

“It was nothing. We played tic-tac-toe for a while. You know we do that sometimes." "Oh, I know," Teagan says. "Okay, how did you make that sound like we were rolling around ripping off each other's clothes?”

Humour Hannah Teagan

Book:Something, Maybe

Source: Something, Maybe

“And then, all of a sudden, he stopped, and his jaw dropped as though he had remembered something. "The score!" he burst out. "Three goes o' rum! Why, shiver my timbers, if I hadn't forgotten my score!" And, falling on a bench, he laughed until the tears ran down his cheeks. I could not help joining; and we laughed together, peal after peal, until the tavern rang again.”

Humour Treasure Island Long John Silver

Author:Robert Louis Stevenson

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