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“I walked back into the bedroom and, after all that, I actually was surprised. She lay on the bed, her hands nonchalantly behind her head, with the banana between her legs. Only half of it was alfresco. It was if we'd had sex and then, before heading for the bathroom, I'd bookmarked her vagina so as not to lose my place.”

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Frank Skinner on the Road

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Frank Skinner
Frank Skinner

Frank Skinner is a British comedian known for his distinctive humor style and witty performances. Born on January 28, 1957, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s. Skinner's comedy works often tackle social and political issues, attracting a wide audience with his insightful observations and humorous take on life. more

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