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“[H]e hoped he’d go to hell, for his mother was so pious that she’d be sure to go to heaven, an’ he didn’t want to addle where she was.”

Book:Dracula

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Dracula

Written by Bram Stoker, this novel is renowned for its suspenseful narrative and its influence on vampire fiction. more

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Bram Stoker

Bram Stoker, born on November 8, 1847 in Ireland, was a renowned novelist in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is best known for his gothic novel 'Dracula,' published in 1897. more

“The driver nods and yanks the steering wheel like an old quack pulling out a molar, bumping us up onto the kerb. We stop beside a stall selling juice. Lesley and I approach the proprietor, who’s got a generous supply of teeth. Most of them seem to be vying for a seat up the front where the view’s better. He’s stuffing ripe oranges down the throat of a large trembling juicer. It’s whirring, grinding, and gushing a copious flood of juice into a bucket. Unfortunately, the bucket’s got a halo of flies. Lesley, not wanting to offend the man, leans closer to me and whispers, ‘It looks a bit unhygienic.’ ‘Unhygienic? Lesley, I can actually see a blue bottle washing shit off his feet with the juice.”

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Book:Swami Premananda & The Temple of Whom

Source: Swami Premananda & The Temple of Whom

“My back curves over my soft belly. My shoulders are shaking. I’m broken and folded over and sobbing. My dignity dissolves into snot and dribble. I feel wretched. I'm so sick of being scared. I could howl at the moon in my misery. Looking up through my veil of tears, I see it behind a cloud shaped like a wolf's head with its muzzle raised. Silently it howls above me. Oh great — a cloud is mocking me. Life is actually taking the piss out of me while I’m having a breakdown. It’s not even doing it behind my back. It’s up there in the fucking sky. I must be a mess if even God is mocking me.”

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Book:Swami Premananda & The Temple of Whom

Source: Swami Premananda & The Temple of Whom

“Mr Grant, who did not understand his cousin's peculiar devotion to this form of mental stimulus, was ready enough to ride on a cock two or three times, but felt a distinct uneasiness at the form of half a crown's worth of this exercise. However Delia looked so happy and so pretty, with the flush of excitement on her face, that he determined to endure as long as possible.”

Humour Double Entendre

Book:The Brandons

Source: The Brandons

“It was merely a lot of obscure talk about nothing in particular, which possessed not the merit of any meaning and which lost most of its reasonableness in the rhyme. Rotten stuff, poetry.”

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Author:H. C. Asterley

“But he had no understanding of the virtues of moderation. He had the kind of generous nature that reckoned panic was not something you hoarded for yourself; you shared it with family.”

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Book:Sons of Darkness

Source: Sons of Darkness

“It didn't last. She read a bit in some evening paper about proper dieting, and she's gone all lettucey. Nuts, too. That's why I'm here. There's a filthy beverage you drink for breakfast instead of coffee. I thought not, so I cleared out.”

Humour Diets Faddy Diets

Book:The Unfinished Clue

Source: The Unfinished Clue

“You're a fucking God! . . . Do something Godly!”

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Book:Battle for the Photon Core

Source: Battle for the Photon Core

“The one thing worse than a liar is a liar lying about being a liar.”

Humour

Book:The Secret Barrister Stories of the Law and How It's Broken & Fake Law 2 Books Collection Set

Source: The Secret Barrister Stories of the Law and How It's Broken & Fake Law 2 Books Collection Set

“When I say "my story" I was really only one dot, one star, on the edge of a distant constellation that may simply be a pattern that exists only in my own mind.”

Humour Philosophy Of Life

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

“With thanks for the encouragement of my wonderful other half and family and of these friends who kindly read the early drafts, including even those who after the first few pages begged me to use a pseudonym to preserve their anonymity.”

Humour Dedication

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

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