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Quote by Jay Bell

“Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't.”

Quote by Jay Bell

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Jay Bell, born on December 11, 1965, is an accomplished American professional baseball player. He played as a second baseman in Major League Baseball, having been a member of the Atlanta Braves, Arizona Diamondbacks, and St. Louis Cardinals. Bell is known for his exceptional defensive skills and consistent hitting, having won two Silver Slugger Awards. more

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