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“Fucksocks! It’s Chet the huge shaved vampyre cat, down on the street. He looks bigger, and I think he ate a meter maid. Her little cart is running and there’s an empty uniform on the curb. Bad kitty!”

Quote by Christopher Moore

Book:Bite Me

Work

Bite Me

This book delves into the lives of supernatural creatures, offering a unique perspective on their existence and their relationships with ordinary people. With a blend of wit and fantasy, it presents a fresh take on the traditional vampire and werewolf lore. more

Author

Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore, born in 1957, is an American writer known for his humorous, satirical, and fantastical works. more

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