“The French solved the problem of toilet paper shortages a long time ago and called it the ‘Bidet’.” Quote by Steven Magee
“The USA has cloned Russia’s toilet paper business model!” BusinessPaperRussiaUsaCoronavirusCovid 19PandemicModelToiletCloned Author:Steven Magee
“Abstain from butt wiping, it works for cats and dogs!” CoronavirusCovid 19DogsCatsFluMutantWorksButtAbstainWiping Author:Steven Magee
“Abstaining from butt wiping is the solution to the COVID-19 toilet paper crisis!” PaperCrisisCoronavirusCovid 19PandemicSolutionToiletAbstainingButtWiping Author:Steven Magee
“When things get interesting, you should get interesting.” FearChangeScaryCoronavirusFearfulCopingScary TimesTumultuous Author:Julieanne O'Connor
“The fatalities of the COVID-19 pandemic are expected to lead to shortages of doctors and nurses.” DoctorsExpectedCoronavirusCovid 19PandemicFluLeadNursesFatalitiesShortages Author:Steven Magee
“Suicidal tendencies are likely to increase during the COVID-19 pandemic.” IncreaseSuicideTendenciesCoronavirusCovid 19PandemicSuicidalFluDuringLikely Author:Steven Magee
“It is a strange time, my dear. A novel virus haunts our streets. Days feel like weeks, weeks like months. We’re blasted with new news every second— yes and then no and then yes and no, feeding our primal panic to hoard goods and leave shelves breadless, riceless. They tell us the pandemic makes all equal—the poor and very rich— then why are the poor poorer and the rich profiting? It is a strange time, my dear. Army men are marching our streets. They force us to stay inside, threaten and arrest for a walk in the park. They wage small wars against us, but this battle began long ago. The elite technocrats are crowing in their silicone valleys as corporations grow and small businesses fold with mountains of debt— the centre cannot, will not, hold! It is a strange time, my dear. Mainstream media reports the world has never been safer as they terrorise the chambers of our minds. This stress, this anxiety is killing our immunity. But we must do it all for the elderly— or so they say! When have they ever cared for our elders? When have they ever cared for our vulnerable? We go to bed dreaming of toilet paper while they dismantle the world economy. Family businesses go bust all so we can protect the people, but only the people are suffering! At the end of this, those retired will have peanuts for pensions. They are stripping us of everything whilst our eyes are fixed on our screens. And how dare we say it’s a strange time when in seven months we’ll make America great again.” EconomyMediaCapitalismDeceitCoronavirusPandemicVirusImmunityTechnocracyTechnocrats Author:Kamand Kojouri
“The Pandemic Sonnet This ain't the first time you've come to haunt us, And it won't be the last either. You thought you could break the species, But all you did is bring us together. You brought the world to almost a standstill, Yet we never stood still to let inaction take over. Each one of us did the best we could, And we'll keep on doing till your traces wither. We may have our differences at times, But when trouble knocks on our door we all stand one. We may act selfish sometimes, But in catastrophe we refrain from helping no one. However thanks for reminding us to leave wildlife alone, Otherwise all we'll have left to do is mourn.” CoronavirusCovid 19HealthcarePandemicSonnetCovid19Coronavirus QuotesEpidemicDisease ControlDisease Prevention Author:Abhijit Naskar
“I look to the USA government for reliable advice during a pandemic, but instead I got President Trump’s jaded and unreliable personal opinions.” GovernmentPresidentAdviceCoronavirusCovid 19PandemicOpinionsUnreliableJadedTrump S Author:Steven Magee