“My cousin doesn't know my name, so he calls me Marie The 13th. I told him, "Please, call me Mr. The 13th. Marie is my father's name." Family reunions are always awkward because nobody there is related to me. Still, I give them all discounts on BearPaw Duck Farm omelets.”
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BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight
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