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“… When I'm ready, my uterus will lunar eclipse. You could have been my baby. I was almost your mother. In the gap, I left you to fall– jarred starlight, steaming.”

Book:Marys of the Sea

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Marys of the Sea

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“I was giving my final cast notes when the cramping began. I went to the girls' bathroom, sat down in a stall, and pulled down my jeans. I apologize in advance for what I am about to describe. Imagine a jellyfish as big as an ashtray. Now turn that jellyfish dark bloodred and multiply it by a few hundred. Now imagine pulling down your Sergio Valente jeans and seeing hundreds of ashtray-size bloodred jellyfish pouring out of you. That's what happened to me. "AUUUUUUUUUGH!" I started screaming. AUUUUUUGH!" The bloody pieces - the lining of my uterus, I guess- kept gushing from my body and into the water. It was like my insides were falling out. I tried to catch them in my hands to stop it. There was too much. Plunk. plunk, plunk, plunk. It was endless. A deluge!”

Funny Dark Humor Uterus Gush

Book:How to Murder Your Life

Source: How to Murder Your Life

“I bet he carved his name on the walls of your uterus, too, warning off any potential future siblings. The bastard.”

Uterus Vaughn Name On Walls

Book:Broken Knight

Source: Broken Knight

“I am a wombman. I am female. I create life with my womb and uterus. My womb and uterus are my purest identifications. They can't be replicated. They protect my original identity. They make me a true wombman, and no-one else can claim to be a wombman.”

Mitta Xinindlu Womanhood Womb Female Empowerment Uterus Creation Of Life

Author:Mitta Xinindlu

“We as people were never meant to live outside of committed love.”

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Author:Ashley Thompson

“Name's Braxxon baby and I wanna touch an angel"- Braxxon”

Angst Motorcycle Mc

Book:Seize Me

Source: Seize Me

“Horniness is just a mental state with a physical repercussion.”

Wisdom Horny Sexual Biker Mc

Book:The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2

Source: The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2

“She's dumber than a box of hair.”

Insulting Bikers Humor Quotes Mc Gunz

Book:The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2

Source: The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2

“So don't come in here acting like you matter. You left and took your high horse with you," he takes another step in my direction. My throat constricts. He's not finished, "And you show up here at my club thinking you can just waltz right in and have a say? No bitch.”

Attitude Sad Big Biker Mc

Book:The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2

Source: The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2

“Blake.” Her pleas are so sweet. “Shhh, Anne just feel it. I have you.” Her nipple is so fucking perfect under my mouth. Her body tense, she’s right on the edge. One more push and she’ll explode in my hands. Arching her back more, she lets her legs relax open just a little. An unconscious signal...”

Alpha Male Romance Sexy Bad Boys Steamy Quick Read Mc Biker Romance

Book:Ride It Out

Source: Ride It Out

“Ufff! Shit. Anne you okay? Are you hurt?" Laughter bubbles up. "I'm fine Blake. Although, I'd be better if you moved just a little of your weight off me." I wiggle my hips a little to see if I can help. "Anne, don't do that again unless you want to finish this right here, out on the beach.”

Romance Alpha Male Sweet Romance Mc Biker Romance

Book:Ride It Out

Source: Ride It Out

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