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“I'd somehow managed to get an executive stuck in a tree. Instead of a saucer of milk and 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty,' someone might want to bring a hedge fund and a recording of George Bush promising 'No new taxes.”

Book:Nature's Housekeeper

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“Unkar Delta at Mile 73 The layers of brick red sandstone, siltstone, and mudstone of the Dox formation deposited a billion years ago, erode easily, giving the landscape an open, rolling character very different that the narrow, limestone walled canyon upstream, both in lithology and color, fully fitting Van Dyke’s description of “raspberry-red color, tempered with a what-not of mauve, heliotrope, and violet.” Sediments flowing in from the west formed deltas, floodplains, and tidal flats, which indurated into these fine-grained sedimentary rocks thinly laid deposits of a restful sea, lined with shadows as precise as the staves of a musical score, ribboned layers, an elegant alteration of quiet siltings and delicious lappings, crinkled water compressed, solidified, lithified.”

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Book:Downcanyon: A Naturalist Explores the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon

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“We never fell ill, not once during one year in the U.S. national parks--perhaps proof of the therapeutic properties of our natural world.”

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Book:A Year in the National Parks: The Greatest American Road Trip

Source: A Year in the National Parks: The Greatest American Road Trip

“Most don't enter through a gated entrance as is done at so many other national parks, but through invisible passageways by sea.”

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Book:A Year in the National Parks: The Greatest American Road Trip

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“Capitol Reed is filled with geology that takes shape, color, and dimension to a level beyond comprehension.”

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Book:A Year in the National Parks: The Greatest American Road Trip

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“Carlsbad Caverns National Park is best described as living artwork.”

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Book:A Year in the National Parks: The Greatest American Road Trip

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“My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice.”

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Book:Nature's Housekeeper

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“I had not been prepared for my employer’s approach to vehicular navigation, which was a simple case of being unable to tell the difference between a very large, multi-windowed van that could accommodate a mobile disco and a Formula One racer.”

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Book:Nature's Housekeeper

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“April is the cruelest month.' So begins T.S. Eliot’s 1922 masterpiece, a 434-line poem titled 'The Waste Land.' Until my employment as a trail maintenance worker, this had simply been a line on a page, albeit a line fraught with metaphorical import and potential. Now I saw it for what it was—a big fat lie—because Eliot grew up in St. Louis and no one forgets what a Missouri summer is like. If the Nobel laureate had been truthful with himself, the opening verse would start out, 'June’s a bitch.”

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Book:Nature's Housekeeper

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“In the course of all of the compass-spinning twists, roller coaster hills, and sphincter-contracting turns, I hadn’t noticed that we had stopped at the top of a very large ridge. The beginning of the trail was not pleasant, inviting, or even remotely civil; it was recreational molestation at its best.”

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Book:Nature's Housekeeper

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