“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or something through about eighty years worth of Time. Or maybe it was the beans. I farted. I farted loud enough that it echoed around the small closet, bounced off all four walls and finally escaped through the open door. At least that's what it did in my mind's eye.”
Quote by Dinah Katt
Work
Once Upon a Time Travel
Browse quotes and source details for this work. more
Author
You May Also Like
“Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!”
Source: Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
Source: Le Vin des morts
Source: In the Quiet - On Logic, Spirit, and the Discipline of Living Without Certainty: Agnosticism, Deism, Stoicism and the Spiritual Discipline
“There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.”
Source: Heaven Won't Wait
Source: The Final Warning
Source: I'm Judging You: The Do-Better Manual
Source: Jerusalem