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“अच्छा! ठीक तो फिर मैं एक कविता सुनाता हूँ। अगर तुम कविता सुनते हुए हँस दिए तो सात दिन लगातार नहाना पड़ेगा। बोलो मंजूर”, मैंने शरारत से कहा। “कविता सुन के कौन हँसता है। बंडल-बोर होती है कविता”, वह बोला। “ठीक है फिर सुनो। बच्चू”, मैंने कहा। “हल्लम हल्लम हौदा, हाथी चल्लम चल्लम हम बैठे हाथी पर, हाथी हल्लम हल्लम लंबी लंबी सूँड़ फटाफट फट्‌टर फट्‌टर लंबे लंबे दाँत खटाखट खट्‌टर खट्‌टर भारी भारी मूँड़ मटकता झम्मम झम्मम हल्लम हल्लम हौदा, हाथी चल्लम चल्लम पर्वत जैसी देह थुलथुली थल्लल थल्लल हालर हालर देह हिले जब हाथी चल्लल।”

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“Bloodline by Stewart Stafford Stuart Richards, 5,001st in line to the British throne, A distant cousin of the king but hitherto unknown, He dreamt of the crown and his fair queen's hand, But there was no baiting the hook unless he had a plan. He chose to eliminate the competition, stood before him, Through a dark celebration, they'd never know what hit them, He sent out invitations to the 5, 000 heirs, Promising vast feasting, with music and fanfare He built a fake house front with a door and a sign, That said: "Welcome to the party. Now, kindly form a line." Behind the door, there awaited a cliff face and a fall, A master of deception, his warm smile greeted them all. He stood at the front door with a charming bow, And, welcoming each guest, he said: "In you go now!" He watched them disappear as they stepped through the door, Counting steps to ascension, lemmings queued up for more. Backslapping himself, inner cackling at his scheme, Imagining himself as king - glory rained down, it seemed, But his Machiavellian plotting had a monstrous flaw, One thing he'd forgotten that greedy eyes never saw. The king was still alive, and he was not amused, He got wind of this plot and responded unconfused, He sent his guards to arrest him for sedition in a fury, They swept him off his feet, planting him before a jury. Put on trial for treason - the verdict was most guilty, Execution set, he had the neck to beg for mercy, But the king was not budging and barked: "Off with his head!" An Axeman's reverse coronation, he joined the fallen dead. Halting 2,986th in line to the British throne, A distant cousin of the king, headless spirit flown, In jealous craving, dispossessed as ruler of the land, Crowned pride came before a fallen plan. © Stewart Stafford, 2023. All rights reserved.”

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“An Appreciation of the Udder by Stewart Stafford Abe Lincoln borrowed Mabel Brown's bra, The bustiest gal in the county by far, Stretched it right back as far it would go, Launched himself up, a skyrocketing crow. He soared up so high, he couldn't believe it, Saw an aerial shot of Mabel's mighty cleavage, Birds wondered about the youthful intruder, Touched the dark rim of space, no blue there. Gravity tapped Honest Abe on the shoulder, He fell back to earth like a tumbling boulder, Broke his rapid fall by grabbing onto a tree, Exhilarated at the thought of skyward liberty. © Stewart Stafford, 2024. All rights reserved.”

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