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“Normal is just a settng on your dryer”

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“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom floor. I've emptied out the garbage and fixed tomorrow's lunch. I've baked some cookies for dessert and given dad a munch. I've searched the house for pencils and sharpened every one. There are so many things to do when homework must be done.”

Author:Bruce Lansky

“How are you? My father could say this quicker than anybody. He was always the first to say how are you, provided the occasion called for it, and he saw his chance. Thanks to this skill, he was made ambassador to England ...”

Book:Celestial Harmonies

Source: Celestial Harmonies

“Are you sure this is a good idea?’ I ask. ‘No,’ says Amber. ‘Let’s do it.”

Book:Siggy and Amber

Source: Siggy and Amber

“It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.”

Book:Circle of Flight

Source: Circle of Flight

“philosophy is not suited for the masses, what they need is holiness.”

Humour Philosophical

Author:Nietzsche/Friedrich

“After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it”

Book:Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall

Source: Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall

“I want a life that sizzles and pops and makes me laugh out loud. And I don't want to get to the end, or to tomorrow, even, and realize that my life is a collection of meetings and pop cans and errands and receipts and dirty dishes. I want to eat cold tangerines and sing out loud in the car with the windows open and wear pink shoes and stay up all night laughing and paint my walls the exact color of the sky right now. I want to sleep hard on clean white sheets and throw parties and eat ripe tomatoes and read books so good they make me jump up and down, and I want my everyday to make God belly laugh, glad that he gave life to someone who loves the gift.”

Book:Cold Tangerines: Celebrating the Extraordinary Nature of Everyday Life

Source: Cold Tangerines: Celebrating the Extraordinary Nature of Everyday Life

“The Christmas presents once opened are Not So Much Fun as they were while we were in the process of examining, lifting, shaking, thinking about, and opening them. Three hundred sixty-five days later, we try again and find that the same thing has happened. Each time the goal is reached, it becomes Not So Much Fun, and we're off to reach the next one, then the next one, then the next. That doesn't mean that the goals we have don't count. They do, mostly because they cause us to go through the process and it's the process that makes us wise, happy, or whatever. If we do things in the wrong sort of way, it makes us miserable, angry, confused, and things like that. The goal has to be right for us, and it has to be beneficial, in order to ensure a beneficial process. But aside from that, it's really the process that's important.”

Happiness Process Christmas Consumerism

Book:The Tao of Pooh

Source: The Tao of Pooh

“Where do rumors come from, Sir Kofa?" i was truly curious to know the answer. "Where don't they come from? I suppose the majority of rumors are a combination of leaked information and the astouding imaginations of numerous storytellers. And, of course, the hope that things aren't really as boring as they seem on the surface.”

Humor Humour Rumors

Book:The Stranger

Source: The Stranger

“We all shook hands, and the policeman, having retrieved a piece of chewing-gum from the underside of a chair, where he had parked it against a rainy day, went off into a corner and began to contemplate the infinite.”

Humour Policemen Chewing Gum Dry Humour

Book:The Inimitable Jeeves

Source: The Inimitable Jeeves