“Never accept an apology if you are not ready to forgive someone.”
“Life is meant to be fun, and joyous, and fulfilling. May each of yours be that - having each of you as a child of mine has certainly been one of the good things in my life. Know that I've always loved each of you with an eternal, bottomless love. A love that has nothing to do with each other, for I feel my love for each of you is total and all-encompassing. Please watch out for each other and love and forgive everybody. It's a good life, enjoy it.”
Source: It's Not Easy Being Green and Other Things to Consider
“Someday we'll find it the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me”
“What a patsy I must be to let you mock me like this! I didn't know that women were so eager to make fools of us men."
"Uh, I hate to break it to ya, but most of you are actually DIY types.”
Source: Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
“Pepé interrupted. "What ees Barrel of Laughs?"
Waldorf cracked, "One thing Fozzie will never be.”
Source: Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
“Curiosity killed the cat. Trust me," he said, drawing out each word, "you don't want to find out what it could do to the pig.”
Source: Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
“May your future be bright...even if you're not”
Source: It's Hard Out Here For a Shrimp: Life, Love & Living Large
“Well, there’s no such thing as a happily-ever-after.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means there’s always another story.”
Source: The Shadow Glass
“Jack reached down to tease up the material, grimacing at the slimy texture. It was as thin as paper, a single piece of something like white fabric, soaked through with gelatinous fluid, long and curling at the edges. He fought the urge to vomit as he realised what it was.
Skin.
Something had shed its skin.”
Source: The Shadow Glass
“Toby cackled. “The PG puppet just F-bombed you.”
Source: The Shadow Glass