“I read the newspaper a little at a time. I cut the paper up into tiny slivers, each about the size of a fortune cookie slogan, and then I mix all the scraps together and then read them at random one by one. That's how I stay current with duck farm trends.”
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Source: Deus na escuridão
“1- قال أحدُ الملوك: (لذتي في نظراتٍ ثلاث: كتابٌ أنظرُ فيه، وحبيبٌ أنظرُ إليه، وكريمٌ أنظرُ له).”
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Source: The Imperfectionists