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“I said on air that Pence was just trying to salvage what might be left of his political career and reputation. "Because he knows inevitably history is going to take a big shit on his head." I got in trouble for saying that last one on live TV.”

Book:Hold the Line: The Insurrection and One Cop's Battle for America's Soul

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“Sure. What's the worst that could happen." Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this." I cringed. "I'm so sorry." "I'm bald!" Giguhl continued. "I look like a freak." "It's not that bad," I said. But it was. Oh, my lord was it bad. I'd never seen an uglier cat in my entire life.”

Funny Haircut Bad Hair Day Sabina Giguhl

Book:Red-Headed Stepchild

Source: Red-Headed Stepchild

“Another theory about hair, not from my mother, but from the best friend. A woman who cuts her hair drastically is set to make some decisions.”

Hair Haircut

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“In a way the philosopher and the barber are of the same guild; the barber cuts hair and the philosopher splits hairs.”

Philosophy Humor Hair Philosopher Haircut Barber Hairsplitting

Book:Man and People (Norton Library

Source: Man and People (Norton Library

“We didn't have time to get you an actual haircut," she said. "Seriously, did you do it yourself? Maybe without a mirror?" I put a hand up to my head self-consciously and said, "I had some help from the General. And, hey, I didn't say anything about your man-shoes." "They're steel-toed," she said calmly. "In case I need to plant them in anyone's ass as a result of him calling them man-shoes. And seriously, you let Toot help you with your hair?”

Funny Boots Faeries Haircut

Book:Skin Game

Source: Skin Game

“Talent without any action doesn't mean anything, and a life without finding what motivates us is less driven.”

Spirituality

Author:wizanda

“Sometimes the best pizza is sushi. That’s where I go to get my haircut. Discounts available for fish with fur.”

Humor Absurd Bizarre Surreal Pizza Fish Sushi Haircut Non Sequitur

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“My mother has a theory about hair. It is that the longer the hair grows, the dumber a person becomes. She warns that too much hair will suck nutrients away from the head and leave it empty.”

Hair Haircut

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“I just don't get it. You've been in love with this bloke since you were a kid, and he's never once got his hair cut short enough that it doesn't poke him in the damn eye.”

Love Hair Vanity Haircut Hairstyle

Book:What Happens in New York

Source: What Happens in New York

“A March haircut foretells April weather.”

Haircut

Book:Plotless

Source: Plotless

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