“Earl had let Bertie off the porch for some fresh grass and I didn't want Dr. Eustace to see her. She still looked as though we'd put Hannibal Lecter in charge of her shearing and had hired the special effects team from Night of the Living Dead to bandage her.”
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Susan Juby, born on March 30, 1969, is a Canadian novelist known for her humorous and insightful works that primarily explore themes of identity, gender, and religion. more
“Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.”
“Few young men know the Oedipal torment of growing up with an insanely hot, perpetually single mom.”
“Faith was the excuse you used if you didn't have a good argument.”
“Wouldn't talking about something make it better understood?”
“Truth is only relative to those that ignore hard evidence.”
“Travel can—and should—change our perspectives and broaden our worldviews.”
“Make me old fashioneds and play with my hair, and I am yours forever”