“We also have a growing population of unwelcome out-of-town wildlife species that have come here and clearly intend to stay. Two invasive species in particular have caused serious concern: Burmese pythons, and New Yorkers. The New Yorkers have been coming here for years, which is weird because pretty much all they do once they get to Florida is bitch about how everything here sucks compared to the earthly paradise that is New York. They continue to root, loudly, for the Jets, the Knicks, the Mets, and the Yankees; they never stop declaring, loudly, that in New York the restaurants are better, the stores are nicer, the people are smarter, the public transportation is free of sharks, etc. The Burmese pythons are less obnoxious, but just as alarming in their own way.”
Quote by Dave Barry
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I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
This book features a series of essays and personal stories that delve into the complexities and often nonsensical aspects of growing up and becoming an adult. Known for his sharp wit and clever observations, Dave Barry provides a humorous take on the everyday struggles and ironies of adult life. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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