“She said they don't erect statues to honor losing generals, and I nodded solemnly and replied, "Erect statues make better lovers." Then I told her I am having a SALE on duck eggs.”
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BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight
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