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“Andel hasn’t been there in weeks. Is he dead?” I scoffed. “More alive than ever. They disappear during the day, but will never let me sleep alone.” “In case you have a sudden head trauma and accidentally decide you like one of them more than the others?”

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Book:A City of Whispers

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