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Author:Erol Alkan

“I don't know if this is a true statistic, but I heard somewhere that there are three times as many single women over forty as single men. That's what we got from the women's movement. The chickens have come home to roost.”

Ifs Knows Men Home Three Heard Movement Forty Chickens Coming Home Three Times Single Man Single Women Roost

Author:Jack Nicholson

“I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with a lot of women. He said, "Dude, what girls sometimes like is the unexpected." There were these girls who were always giving him tittie twisters, and he kept warning them, "I'm going to do it back." I'm thinking, There's no way. But sure enough, one girl crossed the line and he did.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Way Giving Said Sometimes Enough School Remember Guy Girl Lines Advice High School Unexpected Warning This Guy Twister

Author:Jon Heder

“I don't know if this is an illusion but I would love to be able to take my card-throwing skills and be able to puncture a watermelon. Now I know I can take this question and say, "I would want to solve the economic problems in the world" - but I want to stick that card in that watermelon.”

Ifs Knows World Want I Can Problem Able Economic Skills Illusion Sticks Solve Cards Throwing Economic Problems Puncture

Author:Dave Franco

“I don't know if this is the kind of retrospective analysis that people are fond of applying to their work or actions, but it feels like I knew I was going to be famous and I knew that an element of that would be traumatic, so that if I could make myself something big and otherworldly, it would be a kind of defence.”

People Ifs Knows Feels Kind Bigs Would Be Action Elements Analysis If I Could Defence Retrospective

Author:Russell Brand

“I don't know if this is too weird to say, but this is completely surreal for me. Bizarre. The cover of 'Teen Vogue' has been on my bucket list forever.”

Ifs Knows Has Beens Forever Lists Bizarre Surreal Buckets Vogue Bucket List

Author:Lily Collins

“I don't know if this is true of everyone, but I have this relationship with my parents where, despite however mature or articulate or grown-up I think I've become, as soon as I go home, I turn into this petulant 13-year-old, especially with the tone of my voice.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Years Home Turns Parent Voice Despite Tone Mature

Author:Jenna Fischer

“I don't know if this is true to you but for me sometimes it gets so bad that anything else say like looking at a bird on an overhead power line seems as great as a Beethoven symphony. then you forget it and you're back again.”

Ifs Knows Sometimes Seems Lines Forget Bird Forget It Symphony Back Again Overhead Power Lines

Author:Charles Bukowski

“I don't know if this is why everything has worked so well and I'm not sure I'd recommend this kind of thinking to anyone else, but I've always known I'd be successful in acting. I have certainly worked for it.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Wells Kind Acting Known Successful Not Sure Being Successful

Author:Jennifer Lawrence

“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.”

People Ifs Knows Persons Hard Vacation

Author:Jeff Kinney

“I don't know if this qualifies as gentle reassurance, but right now this is all that stands between me and a Harley-Davidson.”

Ifs Knows Right Now Gentle Reassurance Harley Harley Davidson

Author:Colin Firth

“I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.”

Ifs Knows Made House Sound Car Habit Drug Expensive

Author:CM Punk

“I don't know if Trump was readily prepared for having an entire embedded bureaucracy trying to undermine him. But he's gonna be able to deal with it because he's faced these kinds of things in his life before. And I think that he is so committed to what he thinks will make this country great, so committed to the things he believes will reverse the fortunes of this country, no way is he going to be rendered depressed and despondent and give up the agenda. He's tougher than that. He's certainly more committed than that.”

Thinking Giving Trying Believe Kind Country Giving Up Committed Bureaucracy Embedded

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“I don't know if vocally I am so great.”

Ifs Knows

Author:Elena Roger

“I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes”

Ifs Knows Kids Turns Watches Keith Transsexuals

Author:Lewis Black

“I don't know if we are the best team in the world. I am lucky to be playing alongside some of the best players around. It's a dream.”

Ifs Knows World Dream Player Team Lucky Soccer Best Players Best Team

Author:Zinedine Zidane

“I don't know if we ever have enough distance to "see" our own trajectory. We're in the muddled middle of it. Who knows what will last, what poems will take hold of the imaginations of the future.”

Ifs Knows Enough Lasts Imagination Middle Distance Trajectory

Author:Dorianne Laux

“I don't know if we tell women great news about themselves enough. You'd be surprised how often a young woman doesn't hear positive things about herself - not in her home, not at school. It's hard to create a beautiful image for yourself when you've never seen it or heard it.”

Ifs Knows Hard Enough Home School Beautiful Young Heard News Young Women Positive Things Great News Beautiful Images

Author:Alicia Keys

“I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh.”

Ifs Knows Trying Years Wells Hard Known Laughing Mets Try Again Good Laugh

Author:Jo Brand

“I don't know if we'd have been as dominant as we were last season. The new things, the new ideas the manager brought in everyone took them on board so well. He is special.”

Ifs Knows Wells Has Beens Ideas Lasts Sports Special Seasons Managers Boards New Things New Ideas Dominant

Author:Frank Lampard

“I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.”

Ifs Knows Used Attention Fans

Author:Louis Tomlinson

“I don't know if we're cutting out, but a friend made a really fascinating suggestion to me; that maybe I could go higher.”

Ifs Knows Made Cutting Higher Fascinating Suggestions

Author:Kellyanne Conway

“I don't know if Wimbledon's seen anything like it. I don't know if they will again. But it was just - it was electric. The Aussie crowd, I'm really proud of them, the way they conducted themselves. You know they're great losers, as well.”

Ifs Knows Way Wells Proud Crowds Tennis Loser Electric Wimbledon Aussies

Author:Patrick Rafter

“I don't know if winning at any cost is wrong or not. There are times I've thought that the end justified the means.”

Ifs Knows Mean Ends Winning Cost Justified

Author:George Clooney

“I don't know if you actually get something out of writing poetry. I think poetry is an autonomous muse that decides to come and sit on your couch.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Writing Poetry Is Muse Couches Autonomous Writing Poetry

Author:Alice Walker

“I don't know if you call a burger recession food. It's comfort food.”

Ifs Knows Comfort Recessions Burgers Comfort Food

Author:Michael Mina

“I don't know if you can articulate an instinct.”

Ifs Knows Instinct

Author:Kristen Wiig

“I don't know if you can change things, but it's a drop in the ocean.”

Ifs Knows Change Ocean Things Change Drops In The Ocean

Author:Julie Walters

“I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.”

Ifs Knows Television Grew Grew Up

Author:Frank Caliendo

“I don't know if you ever say to yourself that you want to be an actress. It eventually becomes a social function - you are an actress and you make a living out of it, but at the beginning it's more a matter of how to survive, or how to exist in a certain way.”

Ifs Knows Way Want Matter Certain Social Function Actresses

Author:Isabelle Huppert

“I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.”

Ifs Knows Facts Fun Eating Tiny Apples Pigs Adorable

Author:Greg Gutfeld

“I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.”

Ifs Knows Bigs Guy Deals Wwe Big Deal

Author:CM Punk

“I don't know if you have ever been the object of someone's obsession - but if it's not of your desire, it is horrible. It is really awful.”

Ifs Knows Desire Objects Horrible Obsession Awful

Author:Tippi Hedren

“I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.”

Ifs Knows Humans Two Ideas Human Beings Party Talking Involved Conversation No Idea

Author:Jeff Lindsay

Source: Dexter by Design

“I don't know if you hear this often but I would say The Razor's Edge (loosely based on a great W. Somerset Maugham novel). This was Bill Murray's first dramatic role so everyone thought he stunk in this deep character but I thought he and the movie were great. The movie takes place over decades so you see Murray's character go from goofy playboy all the way to wiser, older person. It's basically a movie version of the journey I described.”

Ifs Knows Way Firsts Persons Character Roles Novel Journey Bills Edges Decades Versions Dramatic Wiser Razors Playboy Goofy

Author:Lewis Schiff

“I don't know if you heard the news, but Wall Street now is a farmer's market. I don't want to say things are going downhill quickly, but Obama's new campaign slogan is 'Are you better off than you were four days ago?'”

Ifs Knows Want Four Heard Streets Wall News Campaigns Farmers Better Off Slogans

Author:Bill Maher

“I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place.”

Ifs Knows Kind Running Heard

Author:Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Slays

“I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.”

Ifs Knows Fall Found Causes Design Paper Fellows Library Knives Suspicion

Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“I don't know if you know this," Tobias says, "but Edward is a little unstable." "I'm getting that," I say. "That Drew guy who helped Peter perform that butterknife maneuver," Tobias says. "Apparently when he got kicked out of Dauntless, he tried to join the same group of factionless Edward was a part of. Notice that you haven't seen Drew anywhere.”

Ifs Knows Littles Guy Groups Havens Peter Unstable Tobias Dauntless

Author:Veronica Roth

“I don't know if you know who you are, until you lose who you are.”

Ifs Knows Loses Who You Are

Author:Taylor Swift

“I don't know if you look back on your life and just see successes, but probably the first things that pop up are the regrets.”

Ifs Knows Firsts Looks Regret Pops

Author:Stephen Malkmus

“I don't know if you realize it or not, but your sudden devotion to her is creepy.”

Ifs Knows Realizing Devotion Creepy

Author:Melissa Marr

“I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory." Were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those paraseeded cop cat, candy making cads?" No sir!" Then wonderful, welcome back!”

Ifs Knows Remember Used Wonderful Cat Sells Stealing Welcome Factories Cop Candy Spy Remember Me Despicable Cad Welcome Back

Author:Johnny Depp

“I don't know if you saw the parting of the Red Sea with the chariots on the horses, I did stuff like that.”

Ifs Knows Stuff Saws Sea Red Horse Parting Chariots Red Lips Red Sea

Author:Richard Farnsworth

“I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.”

Ifs Knows Want Guy Scene Everybody Loves Raymond

Author:Ray Romano

“I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.”

Ifs Knows Planes Jumping Bungee Jumping

Author:Jason Biggs

“I don't know if you're ever prepared for public scrutiny. I don't know if you can even mentally prepare yourself for it. But it is part of the job. It's maybe not the most pleasant part but I get to experience so many other things that I shouldn't be able to experience. So, that's the trade-off.”

Ifs Knows Able Jobs Trade Prepared Pleasant Scrutiny Trade Offs

Author:Megan Fox

“I don't know if you're married, but sometimes there are times where one is really together with their partner. And then there are times when you're both just in your own thing, but you're there together.”

Ifs Knows Sometimes Together Married Partners

Author:Kyra Sedgwick

“I don't know if you've been in any inner-city schools, but it's pretty demoralizing. The kids come to class bright-eyed, enthusiastic - entering first grade really looking forward to school. By the fourth grade they're just completely turned off, and by the time they enter high school, they see little relationship between school and employment. It's bad enough you have incompetent teachers and schools that are poorly run, understaffed, and lack material resources. It's even worse when the kids themselves don't feel they have any stake in school.”

Enough Running Kids School Teacher High School Looking Forward Enthusiastic Demoralizing

Author:William Julius Wilson

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