“The reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.” PeopleThinkingCountryReasonMightCareAmericaHatePayVoteDemocratFishesDon't CareOilBillionsUpsetVotingOther CountriesDrillsBeetlesGophers Author:David Letterman
“I can't believe people got so upset at the sight of a single breast! America is so parochial, I may just have to move to Europe where people are more mature about things like that!” PeopleBelieveMayI CanBodyAmericaMovingTelevisionEuropeSightUpsetBreastsMature Author:Janet Jackson
“My life with the Beatles had become a trap... I always remember to thank Jesus for the end of my touring days; if I hadn't said that the Beatles were 'bigger than Jesus' and upset the very Christian Ku Klux Klan, well, Lord, I might still be up there with all the other performing fleas! God bless America. Thank you, Jesus.” IfsWellsSaidStillsEndsMightChristianAmericaRememberJesusMusicLordMusic IsBiggerPerformingUpsetBlessTrapsTouringGod BlessFleasKu Klux KlanGod Bless America Author:John Lennon