“Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal of his candles on a rejoicing night, let her look to him and keep him out of harm's way; or the world will be apt to say, she has a mind to be a widow before her time. She ought, in such cases, to exert the authority of the curtain lecture; and if she finds him of a rebellious disposition, to tame him, as they do birds of prey, by dinning him in the ears all night long.” IfsMenWorldWayMindLooksLongNightAnswersCasesWifeOughtDrinkHusbandAuthorityBirdEarsClubsHarmMysteriousEngagedCandleRejoiceDispositionCurtainsPreyLecturesAll NightRebelliousWidowsFrugalBirds Of Prey Book:The Works of the Right Honourable Joseph Addison: With the Exception of His Numbers of the Spectator Source: The Works of the Right Honourable Joseph Addison: With the Exception of His Numbers of the Spectator
“A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The landlord answers, 'That's OK. The people upstairs don't walk around that much.'” PeopleLooksWaitingAnswersWalksMinutesCoupleHusbandLook UpApartmentCeilingsUpstairsLandlord Author:Gilbert Gottfried