“I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless it's a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl.” LooksLongI CanHandsHateGirlAnswersCarWindowI HateLegsDrivingBoatEmailJunglePretty GirlHolding HandsIpadsLong Legs Author:Jean Pigozzi
“Give no answer to contentious arguments or irresponsible accusations. Let such things "fly out open windows" until they spend themselves.” GivingAnswersArgumentWindowIrresponsibleAccusationContentious Book:Principle Centered Leadership Source: Principle Centered Leadership
“We're like Magic 8-Balls. After you ask your question and shake the 8-Ball, you read the answer in the little window. If you ever broke open a Magic 8-Ball with a hammer, you discovered that it contained a many-sided plastic object, with an answer on every facet, floating in a cylinder of murky blue fluid. The many-sided core held the answer to your question. My theory is that, as with our children, as with every surface of that geodesic dome inside the 8-Ball, every age we've ever been is who we are.” IfsChildrenLittlesAgeAsksAnswersMagicObjectsTheoryWindowBallsOur ChildrenBlueSurfaceCoreBrokeWho We AreShakesPlasticFloatingHammersFluidFacetsDomesCylinders Book:Grace (Eventually): Thoughts on Faith Source: Grace (Eventually): Thoughts on Faith
“Conclusions are based in time. We live in time. So any definition of success is bound up with time. With other things you can say, "Can I yo-yo? Can I juggle?" Usually you have a pretty small window in which to get your answer. Stand-up is different. You can't do stand-up for one night and say, "Am I a funny stand-up comedian?" In two months or two years you'll start to realize it.” YearsTwoDifferentNightRealizingAnswersMonthsWindowBoundsDefinitionsConclusionComedianTwo YearsOne NightTwo MonthsDefinition Of SuccessStand Up Comedian Author:Demetri Martin