“Well? Well? What do you wait for? Can you not see my warrior requires assistance ere he will stand at attention for you? Come and play with him, wife.” That tiny thing was supposed to be a warrior?” FunnyHistoricalTinyWarriorLolPenisHorrifiedMicroArranged Book:Prisoner of My Desire Source: Prisoner of My Desire
“The large amount of mercury at the observatory facility was one of the reasons why I wanted Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA) to visit the facility and provide legal guidance. I attribute my mercury poisoning to be directly related to the observatory management preventing the arranged OSHA visit from taking place.” GuidanceOshaFacilityPoisoningMercuryColumbiaLegalObservatoryDartmouthArranged Author:Steven Magee
“I’m seeing someone.” “So? I’m seeing lots of someones.” He turned back to me. “I won’t sleep with you.” “Is that supposed to bother me?” The corner of his mouth rose in a smile. “You think you’re so beautiful that every man wants to fuck you? Sorry, sweetheart, but I’ve seen better.” I’d never met a man so cold and cruel. I didn’t care if he found me beautiful or not, but he was so vicious, it was hard to believe. But at least he wouldn’t force me to do anything I didn’t want to do. “I’ve seen better too.” CommitmentBanterPlayboySomeoneArrangedOne Upping Book:The Wolf and the Sheep Source: The Wolf and the Sheep
“Fine. Will you wear a wedding ring?” The question was absurd. “No.” “So, I have to wear one, but you don’t?” “It’s different.” “You mean, it’s sexist?” MarriageExpectationsRingsSexismWeddingMafiaBanterDouble StandardsArranged Book:The Wolf and the Sheep Source: The Wolf and the Sheep