“Over time, ink fades like a duck quack in the wind. I have a baseball signed by Babe Ruth, but his autograph has gone invisible. That’s why it’s now ON SALE for ONLY $19.95.” HumorBaseballAbsurdDucksInkSalesDuckAutographBabe Ruth Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators. Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
“All in all, a boy with more than the average share of problems, probably destined to end up no different than his father, or in jail, or in some other kind of trouble. The first time a cop crossed him, or a bookie demanded his money, or he was bounced from a job, would be the beginning of the end. There were kids like him in gutters and jail cells all around the country.” Baseball HistoryBabe Ruth Author:Ken Sobol