“Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.” ChildrenLittlesKidsFunnyBornDoorsDogBabyCatWetBabies Being Born Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.” MeanMotherFoundStudyOne ThingBabyMomCatMy MomDietsAllergies Author:Jimmy Fallon
“I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat.” IdeasWould BeCryBabyCatNo IdeaGet Over Book:Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year Source: Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
“What is a bad thing anyway? A bad thing is something that is different than what I want. Who gets to decide what the bad thing is? Jerry and Esther watched the mother bird lay her eggs in the nest, and then the neighbor's cat ate the baby bird. Esther said "bad cat!" And the cat said, "good bird!” WantSaidDifferentMotherBabyBirdCatAdversityLaysNeighborEggsBad ThingsNestsJerryEsther Author:Esther Hicks
“The cat will keep his side of the bargain. He will kill mice, and he will be kind to babies when he is in the house, just so long as they do not pull his tail too hard. But when he has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up and night comes, he is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him. Then he goes out to the Wet Wild Woods or up on the Wet Wild trees or on the Wet Wild roofs, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone.” KindLongHardDoneNightHouseSidesWalksTreeBabyWalkingMoonCatWoodsGet UpBe KindWetRoofTailsMiceBargainsLone Book:Just So Stories and the Jungle Book Source: Just So Stories and the Jungle Book
“I would love to adopt a child too but my cat might get jealous. I don't want to see a cat and a baby fighting. It's something I might do later.” WantChildrenMightFightingBabyCatJealousGet Jealous Author:Susan Boyle
“I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat or dog book; I felt compelled. At the time (May 1999), I was planning to write and illustrate an altogether different memoir, a book about my decision whether or not to have a baby.” WritingMayBookDifferentFeltDecisionBrainDogBabyCatInspiredExcusePlanningMemoirSurgeryCompelledBrain Surgery Author:Suzy Becker
“The fact that only humans above a certain age can be morally virtuous, rather than babies or cats, means that that being moral requires some cognitive ability. If virtue is about desires, it is worth remembering that you can't desire some things without being able to conceive of them. Suppose a virtuous person will desire to make people happy and desire to tell the truth. You can't desire to make people happy without having the concept "happy" and you can't desire to be truthful if you don't have have the concept "lie", so a cat or a baby cannot desire these things.” PeopleMeanAgeRememberLyingDesireAbilityMoralVirtueBabyCatTelling The TruthTruthfulVirtuousBeing Truthful Author:Nomy Arpaly
“You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people's problems, you have to baby-sit people, you have to always be doing this cat-and-mouse game with the bad guys. My respect for them is immense.” PeopleEnoughProblemJobsLawGuyGamesPayBabyToughCatSolveOfficersImmenseMiceLaw EnforcementEnforcementBad GuysCat And Mouse Author:Christopher Meloni