Home / Topics / Baby Quotes

Baby Quotes

Browse 4071 quotes about Baby.

Baby Quotes

“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?”

Knows Comedy Baby Clean Smell Shirts Cleaning Did You Know

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“A healthy newborn has been delivered in a more or less satisfying fashion. The baby is feeding well, has short nails and a clean bottom, and has not drowned. What now?”

Wells Has Beens Fashion Baby Healthy Clean Bottom Satisfying Nails Feeding Newborn

Author:Sandra Scarr

“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.”

Knows Looks Humor Funny Baby Clean Smell Shirts Yards Spit Wardrobe Cleaners Did You Know Spit Up

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all at once. Then as fast as we learn to cope--so soon--it is hard to recall why diapers ever seemed so important. The frontiers change, and now perhaps we have a teenager we can't reach.”

Trying Important Hard Together Cry Baby Clean Calm Teenager Recalls Frontiers Pins Diapers Poop

Author:Polly Berrien Berends

“Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we're gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don't know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to run out on the porch and go "Hey baby? Man, it's hot as hell out here, ain't it! Look, don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I'm gonna go take a nap now, all right?"”

Knows Men Years Looks Long Done Enough Might Walks Worry Hell Planets Sweet Baby Goes On Proud News Hot Clean Hey Cleaning Naps Porch Peas Dens Driveway Ashtrays Paving Sweet Peas

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion.”

Faces Differences Emotion Baby Smart Clean Blank

Author:Madeleine M. Kunin

“Feelings, whether of compassion or irritation, should be welcomed, recognized, and treated on an absolutely equal basis; because both are ourselves. The tangerine I am eating is me. The mustard greens I am planting are me. I plant with all my heart and mind. I clean this teapot with the kind of attention I would have were I giving the baby Buddha or Jesus a bath. Nothing should be treated more carefully than anything else. In mindfulness, compassion, irritation, mustard green plant, and teapot are all sacred.”

Source: The Miracle of Mindfulness: An Introduction to the Practice of Meditation

“I clean this teapot with the kind of attention I would have were I giving the baby Buddha or Jesus a bath.”

Giving Kind Jesus Attention Baby Mindfulness Clean Baths Meditation Mindfulness Teapots

Book:The Miracle of Mindfulness: An Introduction to the Practice of Meditation

Source: The Miracle of Mindfulness: An Introduction to the Practice of Meditation