“I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.” IfsWaySaidRoomsBabyInvolvedHusbandNot SureMy HusbandPizzaDeliveryChildbirth Book:Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel Source: Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel
“On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.” IfsWayMindHardFoundRoomsChangedBabyGrandmotherGrandparentDeliveryHaving A BabyDelivery Room Author:Phyllis Diller
“Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.” RememberLeftBabyDown AndCoveredDeliveryMedicare Author:Erma Bombeck
“Anyone who has breast-fed knows two things for sure: The baby wants to be fed at the most inopportune times, in the most inopportune places, and the baby will prevail.... And so the baby should, and the mom, too. Sometimes a breast is a sexual object, and sometimes it's a food delivery system, and one need not preclude nor color the other.” KnowsWantNeedsShouldTwoSometimesObjectsColorBabyMomTwo ThingsBreastsFedsDelivery Author:Anna Quindlen
“The worst part of directing is always seeing the first assembly. It's devastating. It really is. It's like going into the delivery room and you can't wait to see your baby, and it's a crocodile.” FirstsWaitingRoomsSeeingWorstBabyAssemblyDeliveryCrocodilesDelivery Room Author:David Ayer