“You fall so deeply in love with your grandbaby. It's so so so much easier than being a parent, because you really don't have much responsibility. And just when you are at the end of your rope with exhaustion, the parents take the baby away. So it's the best of both worlds.” WorldEndsFallParentResponsibilityLove YouBabyEasierGrandparentRopeExhaustionBeing A ParentBest Of Both WorldsDeeply In Love Author:Anne Lamott
“It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on the table.” YearsMadeThreeProcessBabyEasierTablesBreadThree YearsSugarThree Year Olds Author:Dervla Murphy
“Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?” DoeBabyEasierExposedToddler Book:Dad Is Fat Source: Dad Is Fat
“Worry is anti-trust. If you're worried, you don't trust something: your kids, their friends, strangers, the church, even God. Can He take care of your children? Certainly. Jesus says, 'I tell you, stop being anxious and worried about your life.' Pretty blunt. Stop it! Easier said than done, huh? Worry tests your trust, so hand your children to God and let Him babysit your babies when you're not around. He's pretty good at it!” IfsChildrenSaidDoneHandsCareKidsJesusChurchWorryBabyEasierTestsOur ChildrenStrangerTake CareWorriedYour ChildrenAnxiousDon't TrustBluntEasier Said Than Done Author:Max Lucado
“An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.” RealBabyEasierImaginaryDiapers Author:Sufjan Stevens
“The best gardener is a baby killer. Baby insects are much easier to kill than adults, and haven't yet developed the big mouths and voracious appetite of the adolescent.” BigsHavensBabyEasierMouthsAdultsAppetiteKillersInsectsGardener Author:Janet Macunovich
“I have wanted to have a baby since I was a teenager, but it frightens me. It is much easier to have a dog.” WantedDogBabyEasierTeenager Author:Carmen Electra
“Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.” DiesBabyEasierChickensFurSealsNuggetsChicken Nuggets Author:Ted Nugent
“I've been called a "baby killer" and I've been told I should die and that I'm ruining women's lives. Those accusations hurt for sure - and I pause when such labels are applied to me - but because they come from people I don't necessarily respect, I have an easier time moving beyond them.” PeopleShouldMovingDiesHurtBabyEasierLabelsKillersPausesAccusationEasier TimesMoving Beyond Author:Amy Richards
“I realize that people fly with small children all the time, and that babies are easier in some ways because all they do is sit/lie around anyway, but damn it's hard to keep a baby comfortable on any flight, much less a long one, particularly amid the looks of horror they will get from fellow passengers as it dawns on them that their 10- to 13-hour flight might come with a soundtrack of screaming baby.” PeopleWayLooksChildrenLongHardMightLyingRealizingHoursBabyEasierHorrorComfortableFellowsFlightDawnDamnPassengersSmall ChildSoundtracksScreaming Babies Author:Carolyn Hax
“You know, I always like being the bad guy. It just comes more natural to me. I don't gotta smile, I don't gotta kiss babies. It's easier to tell people at airports at four in the morning that I'm not signing their stuff.” PeopleKnowsGuyStuffNaturalMorningFourBabyEasierKissingAirportsBad GuysSigning Author:CM Punk
“It's just that, right now, I want to hear you promise me that if we do run out of time and I go mad, like Miranda, it ends with me. The curse ends here, because our baby will be safe. You will make that happen. Isn't that so?" It took him a minute. "Yes," he said finnally. "It's so. Although, if we're just going to talk about the baby, I can think of an easier way to save her." Oh? What?" I'd just lock her up from her sixteenth birthday on." Lucy didn't laugh. "Don't think I haven't thought of that too, love. but here's the thing. That parents try that in all the fairy tales. It never works.” IfsThinkingWayWantTryingSaidI CanEndsHappensRunningParentLaughingMinutesHavensBabyEasierPromiseRight NowSafeMadTalesCurseFairyFairy TaleLocksLucyPromise MeMirandaSixteenth Birthday Author:Nancy Werlin