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“I just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids!”

Children Kids Heaven Imagine Baby Heavenly Lifeless

Author:David Berg

“Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections.”

Eye Running Desire Dark Imagine Week Color Baby Mouths Universal Election Size Extremes Wide Rage Presidential Voting Live By Covered Sweat Potatoes Mute Presidential Election Infantile Hippo

Book:Idoru

Source: Idoru

“If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls, you think it's your reprieve, and you hear 'Hasta la vista, baby.'”

People Ifs Thinking Knows Feels Imagine Baby Sorry Governors Vistas Death Row Reprieve

Author:Jay Leno

“A man loves a woman so much, he asks her to marry - to change her name, quit her job, have and raise his babies, be home when he gets there, move where his job is. You can hardly imagine what he might ask if he didn't love her.”

Ifs Men Home Might Jobs Moving Asks Names Imagine Baby Raises Quitting

Author:Gabrielle Burton

“If you're a baby about the media, as I was, you can't imagine what it's like when the great approval machine shines its beam on you, when every time you cross the street someone comes out of a manhole to talk about your haircut.”

Ifs Imagine Streets Media Baby Crosses Machines Shining Approval Beam Haircuts

Author:Ali MacGraw

“You should see my baby pictures. My cheeks hung off my face like water balloons. You can imagine how often I was teased.”

Should Faces Water Imagine Baby Cheeks Hung Balloons My Baby Baby Pictures

Book:The 6 Most Important Decisions You'll Ever Make: A Guide for Teens

Source: The 6 Most Important Decisions You'll Ever Make: A Guide for Teens

“It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny.”

Mother Father Strong Difficult Imagine Baby Partners Imagine That Unbearable Life Partner

Author:Michael Haneke

“A sloth once whispered in my ear and told me that when he is clinging to branches he closes his eyes and imagines that he's still a baby holding on to his mama.”

Stills Eye Imagine Baby Ears His Eyes Branches Imagine That Holding On Mama Clinging Sloth

Author:Ann Burton

“The realities of getting up in the morning with two children and being covered in spit-up and totally filthy make me excited to imagine clothes that aren't made for baby puke. Dressing nicely is a dream now.”

Children Made Two Dream Reality Morning Imagine Baby Clothes Excited Covered Dressings Spit Filthy Puke Spit Up

Author:Liv Tyler

“My heart and prayers go out to all single moms because it's tough, and I can't imagine any teenager dealing with a baby and all those hormones raging.”

Heart I Can Prayer Imagine Baby Mom My Heart Tough Rage Teenager Hormones Single Mom

Author:Jill Scott

“I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. In the course of the experiment, that chimp had a baby. Imagine how her trainers must have thrilled when the mother, without prompting, began to sign her newborn. Baby, drink milk. Baby, play ball. And when the baby died, the mother stood over the body, her wrinkled hands moving with animal grace, forming again and again the words: Baby, come hug, Baby come hug, fluent now in the language of grief.”

Source: The Collected Stories of Amy Hempel

“If babies held the same tendency toward self-criticism as adults, they might never learn to walk or talk. Can you imagine infants stomping, 'Aarggh! Screwed up again!' Fortunately, babies are free of self-criticism. They just keep practicing.”

Ifs Self Might Walks Imagine Baby Adults Criticism Tendencies Infant Screwed Up Self Criticism Stomping

Book:Body Mind Mastery: Training for Sport and Life

Source: Body Mind Mastery: Training for Sport and Life

“You know — we've had to imagine the war here, and we have imagined that it was being fought by aging men like ourselves. We had forgotten that wars were fought by babies. When I saw those freshly shaved faces, it was a shock. "'My God, my God — ' I said to myself, 'It's the Children's Crusade.”

Knows Men Children Said War Faces Saws Imagine Baby Aging Forgotten Shock Crusades Slaughterhouse Five Slaughterhouse 5

Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“one thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than you already do, because you are bursting with love, loving as much as you are humanly capable of- and then you do, you love him even more.”

Way Steps Imagine One Thing Baby Capable Bursting Having A Baby Loving Him

Book:Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year

Source: Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year