“If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.” IfsFirstsLooksLittlesHumorFunnyJesusBabyReactionsPantsPorscheBaby Jesus Author:Dave Attell
“It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important for me to make milk than to fit into those tiny pants. So that's just going to have to wait.” ImportantRealityWaitingBabyFitExpectationsTinyMilkPantsHaving A Baby Author:Emily Procter