“I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.” PeopleWantGivingLooksHumorFunnyBabyWalkingPlanesCuteKeep GoingCute Baby Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“Welcome baby it's your turn to live they're laying for you chicken pox whooping cough smallpox malaria TB heart disease cancer and so on unemployment hunger and so on train wrecks bus accidents plane crashes on-the-job injuries earthquakes floods droughts and so on heartbreak alcoholism and so on nightsticks prisons doors and so on they're laying for you the atom bomb and so on welcome baby it's your turn to live they're laying for you socialism communism and so on.” HeartJobsTurnsDoorsBabyDiseasePrisonTrainHungerCancerAccidentsSocialismWelcomeCommunismPlanesBombsInjuryChickensBusAtomsCrashFloodUnemploymentAlcoholismWrecksEarthquakesDroughtHeart DiseaseMalariaAtom BombSmallpoxPlane CrashesPoxTrain WrecksWhooping Cough Author:Naz?m Hikmet
“It's hard to send your baby off on a plane without you, though that's less reasonable, because sending him off in a car is statistically a bigger risk.” HardRiskCarBabyBiggerPlanesReasonableWithout You Author:Carolyn Hax
“You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.” KnowsCareHouseLike YouBabyHealthyTake CarePlanesDiapersPacking Author:Sandra Cisneros
“Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.” IfsFirstsLooksLightCoursesWishStarsAttitudeFeetSkyCarBabyBreathsTeethShootingPlanesCandleLiftingTunnelsShooting StarFeet Off The GroundBaby Teeth Author:Francesca Lia Block
“Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away” PeopleIfsKnowsHeartFallCoursesCitiesMistakeOur LivesFateBabyShapesLuckyAll ThingsFalling In LovePlanesWho We AreCarrieThings ChangeComfortingSex And The CityMerry Go RoundMr BigPlane Rides Author:Candace Bushnell