“There are certain things you learn to do as a parent - using every single part of your body because you're multitasking all the time. You're holding the baby and you're closing the door with your left foot.” BodyCertainLeftParentDoorsFeetBabyYour BodyClosingMultitasking Author:Amy Ryan
“When you're talking about fighting, as it is, with no rules, well then, baby you'd better train every part of your body!” WellsArtBodyFightingTalkingBabyTrainYour BodyMartial Arts Author:Bruce Lee
“Until recently baby production was largely dependent on slave labour; as soon as women are allowed to answer the question "Would you like to squeeze as many objects the size of a watermelon out of your body as it takes to kill you?" they generally answer "No, thank you." This leads to falling birthrates everywhere women are not kept enslaved and ignorant of the alternatives.” BodyFallAnswersObjectsBabySlaveSizeProductionsYour BodyIgnorantAlternativesDependentLabourSlave Labour Author:James Nicoll
“A woman's body works as if it knew something she didn't, and does not have her best interests at heart. If you need to look your best it will deliver you a pimple; if you don't want it to, your period will start early; if you want a baby badly your body refuses to give you one; if you are content in your life, lo, you are pregnant.” IfsWantNeedsGivingLooksHeartDoeBodyInterestBabyPeriodsRefuseYour BodyPregnantWomen's BodiesPimplesBest Interests At HeartBody Work Author:Fay Weldon
“The easiest way to get your body back after baby is to not gain too much weight during your pregnancy!” WayBodyToo MuchBabyGainsWeightYour BodyPregnancy Author:Constance Marie
“I think it is such a privilege to give a baby its first home inside your body. [After the pregnancy was over] I found myself massaging my stomach gently. I miss him being in my body -- stretching, hiccupping even. It was a wonderful, deep, loving, fulfilling feeling.” ThinkingGivingFirstsFeelingsHomeBodyFoundWonderfulMissingBabyPrivilegeYour BodyPregnancyStomachFulfillingStretchingFirst Home Author:Celine Dion
“The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.” FirstsMomentsFeelingsBodyBabyFirst TimeRemainsYour BodyTouchingNourishment Author:Laura Schlessinger