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“Dating on this island is like fishing in the Hudson River. There's a real strong chance that anything you catch is either toxic, diseased, or dead inside.”

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Book:Heaven and Hurricanes

Source: Heaven and Hurricanes

“You’re repulsive, Mike.” “Huh?” “I said, you’re impulsive. Such a fun, impulsive guy.” When Leah looked into her date’s little eyes, she couldn’t help picturing Mavis Fletcher’s prize sow Gertie in a two-thousand-dollar silk suit and a gold Tag Heuer watch.”

Humor Romance Dating Bad Dates

Author:Pamela Burford, Snowed

“Underground, mí corazón spoke to everyone danced with me/alone/”

Couples Corazón Loneliness Quotes Dance Quotes Extrovert Underground Sondra Faye Bad Dates

Book:Here

Source: Here

“And just as I'm about to lay on the Yi-Wang-Smooth, I see Lay #1 and Lay #3 show up to our table and take the two empty seats nearby. From: "My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story”

New York City Short Story Valentine S Day Funny Humor When Things Go Wrong Relationship Problems Short Story Collection Bad Boyfriends Bad Dates What Comes Around Goes Around

Book:Stories and Scripts: an Anthology

Source: Stories and Scripts: an Anthology