“If you don't like me, there must be something wrong with you.” IfsBasketballLike MeDon't Like MeYou Don't Like MeIf You Don't Like Me Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked myself a question: 'How come people like Mike? How come they like Magic? How come they like Bird? How come they don't like the big guys?' So I just throw a little bit of what they were doing. You smile, you act crazy and silly. And I think people like me because I'm different. I've always been a class clown type of guy. It comes natural.” PeopleThinkingLittlesDifferentBigsYoungUsedGuyBitsNaturalClassWatchesMagicCrazyTvsTypeBasketballLittle BitBirdSillyPunishmentLike MeClownMikeDoing YouBig GuysType Of GuyLike Mike Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.” MayPresidentBasketballLike MePresident BushRespect Me Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That's backwards, man.” MenWantLooksSaidWifeBasketballMy WifeLike MeStayingNbaBackwardsMarryingMarrying Someone Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.” TwoGuySidesPlanetsMoonBasketballOppositesLike MeNbaThis GuyPupils Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“For a competitive junkie like me, golf is a great solution because it smacks you in the face every time you think you have accomplished something. That to me has taken over a lot of the energy and competitiveness for basketball.” ThinkingInspirationalFacesEnergyTakenBasketballSolutionsGolfLike MeAccomplishedJunkieSmackCompetitiveness Author:Michael Jordan
“These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.” SportsRichBasketballShoesLike MeHandsomeBasketball PlayerFamous BasketballReboundGood BasketballNba PlayerFunny BasketballFunniest SportsGood ShoesHilarious SportsNew Shoes Author:Charles Barkley
“As a young man just beginning to publish some short fiction in the t&a magazines, I was fairly optimistic about my chances of getting published; I knew that I had some game, as the basketball players say these days, and I also felt that time was on my side; sooner or later the best-selling writers of the sixties and seventies would either die or go senile, making room for newcomers like me.” MenYoungDiesGamesFeltSidesChanceRoomsFictionPlayerBasketballLike MeSellingOptimisticMagazinesThese DaysYoung ManSixtySooner Or LaterSeventiesPublishBasketball PlayerNewcomersSenile Author:Stephen King