“But--" she tried not to wail, but her voice crept upward, anyway "--I want to go HOME--" "And I want a palace and a handsome, young prince who has an unnatural lust for old women, and neither of us are going to get what we crave, so let's concentrate on what we can do something about!" Granny said sharply.” HumorGrannyBellaMercedes LackeyBeauty And The Werewolf Book:Beauty and the Werewolf Source: Beauty and the Werewolf
“Sebastian looked alarmed at her stiffness, but Eric took it in and chuckled. "Riding astride would have been easier," he said. "You put twice the strain on yourself with that unnatural position." "Oh, I know," she replied with a grimace. "Every muscle told me about it this morning, and I actually DID have a hot soak before I went to bed." Sebastian looked blankly at the two of them for a moment, then blinked and looked relieved. "Oh, you're saddle sore! I'm sorry--” HumorEricBellaMercedes LackeySebastianBeauty And The WerewolfFive Hundred Kingdoms Book:Beauty and the Werewolf Source: Beauty and the Werewolf