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“Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.”

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Author:Ann Coulter

“I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.”

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Author:Glenn Beck

“The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.”

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Author:Rickey Henderson

“Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair”

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Author:Trevor Jones

“No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged without any effort on your part. It's like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you.”

“I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it.”

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Author:Raul Labrador

“The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.”

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Author:Ernest Istook

“President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.”

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Author:Craig Ferguson

“Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures.”

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Author:Orly Taitz

“If a fish is born in your aquarium and you call him John, write out a birth certificate, tell him about his family history, and in two minutes he gets eaten by another fish - that's tragic. But it's only tragic because you projected a separate self where there was none. You got hold of a fraction of dynamic process, a molecular dance, and a separate entity out of it.”

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Author:Eckhart Tolle

“The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card.”

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Author:E. L. Doctorow

“There are few things in life that are harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God.”

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Author:Joel Osteen

“Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children?”

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Author:Kathy Calvin

“Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it.”

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Book:Dept. of Speculation

Source: Dept. of Speculation

“I am always looking for ways our government can help make everyday life easier for Ontarians, and these new polymer birth certificates do just that. Having a safe and durable birth certificate will provide more security and help protect people from fraud and identify theft.”

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Author:Kathleen Wynne

“I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.”

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Book:Les Dawson's Joke Book

Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book

“Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.”

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Author:Anna Nicole Smith