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“Imagine what might happen if women emerged from their labor beds with a renewed sense of the strength and power of their bodies, and of their capacity for ecstasy through giving birth”

Ifs Giving Body Might Happens Imagine Birth Bed Capacity Labor Pregnancy Ecstasy Childbirth Giving Birth

Author:Christiane Northrup

“Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off. It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.”

“Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.”

Kids Night Hours Birth Bed Every Night Birth Control

Author:Roseanne Barr

“Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.”

Thinking Would Be Birth Bed Monogamy

Author:Dorothy Parker

“I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.”

Birth Bed Spending Guarantees Mary Chic Retro Bossypants

Book:Bossypants

Source: Bossypants

“The dead do walk and haunt and crawl into your bed at night. Ghosts sneak into your head when you're not looking. Stars line up and volcanoes birth out bits of glass that foretell the future. Poison berries make girls stronger, but sometimes kill them. If you howl at the moon and swear on your blood, anything you desire will be yours. Be careful what you wish for. There's always a catch.”

Ifs Sometimes Desire Night Girl Wish Stars Bits Lines Walks Blood Birth Bed Moon Stronger Glasses Careful Ghost Poison Be Careful Swear Sneak Howl Berries Volcanoes Careful What You Wish For

Book:Wintergirls

Source: Wintergirls