“I don't always see humor in things. Especially when I smash my pinky toe into a coffee table leg in the middle of the night. But sometimes I'll see things, or experience things, that make me go, "Huh, maybe that's a bit."” SometimesNightBitsMiddleTablesLegsCoffeeToesMiddle Of The Night Author:Brian Regan
“Oh, me? I'm not 80% water. I'm 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass.” LittlesBitsWaterLittle BitCoffeeSass Author:Zooey Deschanel
“Finding your passion is like finding your career soul mate. You 'date around' a bit, trying various jobs, but one day you find something you love so much you wanna marry it and see it every morning before your first cup of coffee.” TryingFirstsSoulJobsPassionBitsCareersMorningOne DayFindingsVariousCoffeeCupsMatesEvery MorningSoul MateCoffee CupSomething You LoveFinding Your Passion Author:Emme
“I've found that I snack less and concentrate better when I chew on a plastic stirrer - the kind that you get to stir your to-go coffee. I picked up this habit from my husband, who loves to chew on things. His favorite chew-toy is a plastic pen top, and gnawed pen tops and little bits of plastic litter our apartment.” KindLittlesFoundBitsHabitHusbandLittle BitCoffeeMy HusbandPensPlasticToysApartmentSnacksAuthentic HappinessStirrers Author:Gretchen Rubin
“In my normal time, I like bacon sarnies, I smoke and I drink coffee. I do look after myself, but sometimes I allow myself to just let go a bit.” LooksSometimesBitsDrinkLetting GoNormalCoffeeSmokeJust Let Go Author:Tom Weston-Jones
“The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.” MenPersonsBitsBoysSmellAlcoholCoffeeBrandsAnnoyingStinkJust SayingGarlic Author:Noel Gallagher