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Bizarro Quotes

“Whoever thought gelatin-based gummy candies could be so incredibly erotic?”

Humor Sex Humorous Candy Erotic Bizarro

Book:The Strange Adventures of Turquoise Moonwolf

Source: The Strange Adventures of Turquoise Moonwolf

“For the first time, I smelled her. I can't describe the smell. Flowery, yet somehow musty, like a beautiful woman with the soul of an old book.”

Bizzare Bizarro Cris O Malley The Egg Said Nothing

Book:The Egg Said Nothing

Source: The Egg Said Nothing

“Grown men who insist on wearing water shoes to the grocery store deserve all the ridicule which is heaped upon them”

Humor Weird Quotes Bizarro

Author:James Brown

“The girl slid into the back seat of the town car, tugging at the hem of her dress like she was afraid she might leave a stain on the upholstery.”

Humor Gross Sexist Elitist Bizarro Down And Out

Book:Grudge Punk

Source: Grudge Punk

“Stuey was in heaven, but he wished that he were in hell.”

Horror Atheist Agnostic Dark Humor Blasphemy Sacrilegious Bizarro

Book:Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

Source: Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror