“I'm not having my wedding day spoiled by a couple of horny bridesmaids who can't decide whether they want to shag or throw up over each other.” RomanceDatingLondonWeddingQueerLesbiansLesficBridesmaid Book:Poptastic Source: Poptastic
“Important Bridesmaids notes: Harrison only allowed one beer before the service and one whisky for courage before the speech. When drunk has a tendency to a)Ramble b)Do the robot dance c) Take off his shoes and swing them around his head by the laces. Michelle only allowed one glass of champagne before the service and one gin and tonic for courage before her speech a) Slur b) burst into a spontaneous rap c) Prank call her boss pretending to be Kermit the Frog” MarriageFirst LineWedding ReceptionFirst LinesKermit The FrogBridesmaid Book:The Secret Bridesmaid Source: The Secret Bridesmaid