“The thorns reminded me of the way your arrow pierced me so sweetly,” he says with a sigh. “And the pink blossom reminded me of your hair, and how it would look fanned out over my chest after an intense love-making session.” I groan and bury my head in my hands. “What. The. Actual. Fuck.” InfatuationLolCheesyCupidLove ConfessionBruh Moment Book:Crimes of Cupidity Source: Crimes of Cupidity
“Assassin?” I repeated, numb. “You wanted me to kill for you?!” “What else were you going to do? Seduce the other side into accepting us with good orgasms?” FunnyBetrayalSarcasmLolAssassinSuccubusBruh Moment Book:A Demon's Horns Source: A Demon's Horns
“Why are you walking like that?” he clipped at me and I immediately straightened, sharing a look with Sin. “I crushed his balls a minute ago,” “Why?” Hastings balked. “He likes it,” Sin answered, smooth as fucking butter and I chewed the inside of my cheek to bite back my irritation. “Why would you like something like that?” Hastings asked me in alarm. “I just…do,” I said, feigning enthusiasm. “Nothing like a knee to the balls or a fist squeezing them until I nearly black out.” “By the stars,” LyingWalkingBallsAssBdsmDisgustedBruh Moment Book:Alpha Wolf Source: Alpha Wolf
“They’re total players. Sexy as fuck, sure. But they’re supposed to be a nightmare in the sack.” “A nightmare? Like in a good or bad way?” Lollie’s look was so incredulous even her snakes seemed taken aback. “Is there a good kind of nightmare?” SexyDumbNightmareGood WayPlayersBruh MomentBad WayBig Question Book:Circus Creeps Source: Circus Creeps