“I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.” KnowsMenGivingLittlesCountryInspirationCareRunningPoorWifeHusbandDon't CareMy WifeI Don't CareEmsKnow MeOwn Business Author:Will Rogers
“My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.” CareLife IsHouseWifeDon't CareMy WifeAssI Don't CareMailGardeningCleaningWashingMailman Author:J. B. Smoove
“My wife, when I met her, she had a remarkable record collection. And they were all still in their sleeves! I couldn't believe it. She took care of her records. Rachmaninov, Beefheart. For me, most of my records were out of their sleeves and in a drawer somewhere. I married a record collection.” BelieveStillsCareRecordsWifeMetsMarriedMy WifeCollectionsRemarkableSleevesDrawers Author:Tom Waits