“People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.” PeopleLongHumorFunnySecretCenturyCoupleHusbandAskingForgivingMy HusbandQuartersLong AgoMatrimonyNewmanQuarter Of A Century Book:I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression Source: I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression
“The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.” WayHumorFunnyCenturyBaseballBats20th Century Author:Jerry Coleman